Breakfast: We have places to go so we went to McDonalds. I had the "Number 12", otherwise known as the "pancakes and sausage". Also had cup of too hot coffee.
Snack: A large bottle of DP (bought at a convience store when my wife had a guilt trip at me walking into this place and heading straight for the Men's Room; ah, the joys of "Having a Going Problem"...)
Lunch: At a restraunt in Elkhart, Kansas (the only one in town or so we were told!). Buffet with big slice of prime rib, piece of chicken (very nicely overcooked!), mashed potatoes with white gravy and cottage cheese (mashed potatoes "just ain't right without being mixed with some good cottage cheese, don't ya know"?), a couple of rolls with grape jelly and some salad aforehand. (If I had a drinking problem, I'd be talking of drinking heavily but I've got an eatting problem and that seems more socially acceptable and much harder to avoid than other substance abuse problems...)
Dinner: Kathie's baked chicken, rice pilof, aspargius and a DP.
After dinner, a single shot gin and tonic. I worry my wife has a drinking problem and she worries we've both got eatting problems...
We're both right, God Help Us!
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