Lunch: McDonalds club salad and a "Diet Coke". The service sucked...
?______I went to McDonalds today and ordered “one Asian salad with grilled chicken to go, one Club salad with crispy chicken to go, medium order of “McNuggetts” (are they chicken?), a medium Diet Coke with ice and a medium Diet Coke without ice”.
______Thinking of how my wife had gone through the drive in window last week, made the same order (save for the Mc-Nuggets) and got home to discover she’d been given two “Asian” salads, I took the two salads out of the plastic bag.
______They had given me two Club Salads.
______I said “I ordered an Oriental salad and a Club salad. I got two Clubs.”
______The check out girl (young woman actually) came over, took the “Asian” salad back and asked “did the Asian salad have the broiled chicken”.
______“Yes”.
______She brought me over the proper salad and then we had a discussion of the available salad dressings. Until I’d asked about the salad dressings, there had been no mention of salad dressings and there were none in the plastic bag. I got two salad
dressings.
______Then, I drove to my wife’s office and told her I’d been late because of the fuckup at McDonalds.
______She noticed that her salad didn’t have the peanuts it was supposed to come with...
______Are they trying to drive us to Arbys or Wendys or Burger King for salads?
______They are succeeding!!!
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