26 September 2007

Breakfast: Bungle -er- Bugger -er-Burger King. "The King was out of "bisquits and gravy" so I had to order their "Big Omlette Samwhich. (I say I had to order because my wife had asked me to buy a bacon buritto and I had already ordered it...)

When I got to the checkout place, I handed the sales girl a $10; the bill was $8⁴⁷.

The girl glared stared at me.
I said "I gave you a 10".
"Do you have the 47 cents?"
"No" Actually, I may have but she pised me off....
She then handed me the food.

Lunch: French Dip (without cheese), French Fries and two "Diet Pepsis" (which didn't taste too horribly of that hidious drink "Dr. Pooper Pepper...)

Dinner: We went to the Spearville Kansas Lions club where I had

1. a hamberger
2. a hot dog
3. chips with a teaspoon of dip
4. water

The Lions each had a bottle or two of some cheap beer but since neither my wife or I were offered any, we didn't ask for any...

Pre-Bed Snack: A gin-n-tonic

Less than two hours after I went to bed, I awoke feeling like I seriously needed to voimit so I went to the hall bathroom and did so. I'm beginning to see a correlation between eatting a greasy meat dinner and then drinking a gin-n-tonic later. Howerver, this is probably a spurious correlation becasue the grease should have dripped onto the barby fire.

Also, I violated Chuck's (Dr. Chuck Doswell) diatribe on "spurious correlations"