28 July 2006

Breakfast: Bowl of oatmeal (no milk) with splenda and brown sugar, a toasted English Muffin and a couple of small rolls (left over from the office luncheon of yesterday - I didn't attend since I didn't work yesterday) and a cup or two of coffee.

Lunch: South Beach Diet^™ Caprese Style Chicken with Broccoli (Breast Srips with rib meat in a Marinara Sauce with ricotta sand mozzarella, served with broccoli)

Dinner: [projected to be a salad...]

and so it was! A salad, that is...

My wife went to the local McDonald. She went to the drive up and ordered:

"One Asian salad with broiled chicken and one club salad with crispy chicken."

The clerk replied "did you say two Asian salads, one with crispy chicken and one with broiled?" "

No! I said one Asian salad with broiled chicken and one Club salad with crispy chicken!"

"Thank you, please pull up to the next window."

She got home and I got the two salads out. The highly competient staff at McDonals had given her two Asian salads. That's fine for her, she likes the green crap they put on those Oriental -er- Asian salads. I don't!

She was all upset and appologizing and I was telling her "it isn't your fault! They fucked up at McDonalds! Anyway, next time we go to the Wyat Earp McDonalds, we're going inside! Not that that helps much; the last time I ordered "Asian salad with broiled chicken and Club salad with crispy chicken" they screwed it up and I ended up having to tell the "crew" a couple of times what I wanted...

Rant off...