fucking Peter Pan peanut butter

My stomach was upset and I thought I was going to vomit but I was able to last it out to home. Turned out to be a "lower track problem" (diarrhea) and once I took care of that, the fear of vomiting ended...

We saw an article on CNN about the "Peter Pan" Peanut Butter problem (salmonella in the peanut butter). I sneered to myself: I was in no danger since my snacking peanut butter is the Sam's Club Brand. I got quite a rude surprise when I realized my Sam's Club Brand peanut butter was really frigging Peter Pan!

I then checked the serial number on the can and it started with "2111", the infamous serial number of the salmonella peanut butter!!!

I looked up the symptoms of salmonella and surprise! surprise!! I had the most of the symptoms! Fortunately, the article said this crap would go away in "3 to 7 days"...

None the less, fucking Penis Peter Pan Peanut butter is off my shopping list for all time!!!

(Maybe I'll change my mind in a short period if their factory can be made "clean"; say, in 5 to 10 years?)